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I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be another 45-minute delay, and if we wanted to get off the aircraft, we would reboard in 30 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. I noticed him as I walked by and could tell he had flown before because his Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight. I could also tell he had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached him and, calling him by name, said, "Keith, we're in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" Keith replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to take a walk." Picture this... all the people in the gate area came to a completely quiet standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with the Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, they also were trying to change airlines!

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1 :

Haha, that's funny!

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LOL

3 :

*smiles* that's a good one.

4 :

My dog is afraid of flying.

5 :

I actually heard this one before and it is still funny. Thanks.

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Funny

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haha

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funny

9 :

How funny, tell that to your Grandchildren. Thanks for telling me that.

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ha ha ha ha, that is a great story! thanks! have a nice day! don`t worry, be happy! Peace and love from Norway

11 :

that is funny!!!!!!

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lmao, that was good. thanks for the laugh

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oh i get it...the dog went poop! oh weait ...now i get it...everyone thought the pilot had his dog on board...no wait i get it now...they thought the pilot stole the blind mans dog. j/k they thought the pilot was blind...good one

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That' a good one!!!

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thats funny

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That was hilarious! That really happened to you? WOW! I wish something that funny would happen to me. One question: Did you switch planes?

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haha that made me smile

18 :

lol thats funny.

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http://funnyairlinestories.com/tableofcontents.asp?page=1 These are real stories and joke from actual pilots and flight attendants.

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lol

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too lazy to read everything.. :l